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Hygienic Douches Rejoice

Ok, I'm all for cool techy toys and shit. But, you need to not be a lazy dick, squeeze your own toothpaste and get on with life.
 
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Top Products for Douches

This is the definitive list of products the Douche's own, if you own or use any of these, well, your a Douche.
 
10.) Axe Body Spray
Perhaps the douchiest of all the body sprays, Axe's scent alone wouldn't be enough to push it into the top 10, but coupled with a marketing campaign specifically tailored to douche bags, it squeezes its way in.
 
9.) Spray on Tans

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