You Might Be A Douche If.....

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1.) You’ve ever referred to a win as a “W”

2.) You have to flick your head to get your bangs out of your face

3.) Your rims cost more than your whole car

4.) You’ve ever worn a band-aid on your face as a fashion statement

5.) You’ve ever referred to your arms as “pipes” or “guns”

6.) You have ever had a “Faux-hawk”

7.) The front of your dress shoes come to a point

8.) You base your life off of Vin Diesels fast and the furious character

9.) You have a tattoo on the small of your back

10.) You talk about yourself in the third person

11.) You take your laptop to a starbucks so that everybody can see you write your new novel

12.) You say that you are just “livid” when your pissed off

13.) You wear sunglasses that look like they belong to a girl

14.) You think 300 was the best movie ever made

15.) After someone gets done telling a story and you say “I got one way better than that”.

16.) You take up two parking spaces

17.) You walk around with a bluetooth headpiece permanently attached to your ear because it makes you feel important

18.) Anything you don’t understand is “gay”. This can include anything from your chemistry homework, politics or Asian people.

19.) You listen to Blink 182 while driving your PT Cruiser.

20.) You're this guy: