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Not so much Douchey, but this shit is funny.
 
1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False  
2. Asphalt describes rectal problems. True or False  
3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird. True or False  
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack. True or False  
5. The clitoris is a type of flower. True or False  
6. A G-string is part of a fiddle. True or False  
7. Semen is a term for sailors. True or False  
8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly. True or False  
9.Testicles are found on an Octopus. True or False  
10. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit. True or False  
11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati. True or False  
12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish. True or False  
13. Coitus is a musical instrument. True or False  
14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke. True or False  
15. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute. True or False  
16. A condom is a large apartment complex. True or False  
17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir. True or False  
18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry. True or False  
19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle. True or False  
20. An erection is when Japanese people vote. True or False  
21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East. True or False  
22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass. True or False  
23. Pornography is the business of making records. True or False  
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.True or False  
25. Douche is the French word for "twelve." True or False