Adam Nimmo's blog

This is the decline of society as we know it.

An 18-year-old girl is suing a tattoo artist for about $20,000 because he covered half her face in black stars. She said she asked for only three stars on the side of the face and fell asleep during the tattooing. When she woke up, she found her face to look like the above photo.

The tattoo artist maintains that she asked for the tattoos and does not regret doing it, but says he would pay for half of the stars to be removed.

Proud Douchey Parents of Kate Moore.

Kate’s 14,000 texts-per-month, which landed her the competition prize of $50,000 just eight months after she got her first cell phone.

I admire the attention to detail, just next time make sure to complete the job and not get caught.

There’s nothing we love more than pwnage set to a moving bagpipe soundtrack - and here’s the best example we’ve ever witnessed. Don’t worry: nobody died and the boat was fine. Er, sort of…

And the award goes to... International Douche. You may pick up your award on your way out.

I hope the fence is ok.

I want to hate it, but its just too cool.